If you can’t see very well, that’s my pillow stained with eyeliner tears from my sobbing earlier this evening.
she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit jim, i’m a doctor
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big damn heroes
sherlock, buffy, doctor who, firefly, dollhouse, downton abbey, my chemical romance, emilie autumn, warehouse 13, joss whedon and things.
If only all men were like this.
If men were all like this the world population rate would be so slow
There are guys like this you’re just too busy putting them in the fucking friend zone to see that
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Oh hell no you better listen the fuck up dickwads
I was about to go to sleep and then this bullshit showed up on my dash and you have all earned yourselves fedoras so sit down, shut up, and educate your stupid asses.
“Putting them in the friendzone”? I’m sorry did you mean “I was nice to a girl and I cared about her and I’m bitter because she didn’t want me back?” Or was it “I believe that if I love another person they’re a bitch for just wanting to be friends.” Perhaps it was “I treated her (or pretended to, rather) like a person instead of a sexual object and now she’s not being a sexual object for me like I deserve.” No, wait, it’s “friendship with a girl makes me angry because I’m a self-entitled shithead who feels like if I want to be with a girl she has to accept that regardless of her feelings or else she’s a total bitch.”
The friendzone is the concept that a girl wanting to be your friend is somehow this inherently awful thing. Like, wow, did it occur to you that she thought you were, I dunno, FRIENDS? Did it occur to you that maybe she doesn’t feel romantically towards you but she still wants you to be part of her life because she thinks you’re a great person? I mean, if this is your reaction you’re wrong, because if you think friendzoning is a thing then clearly you’re a fucktrumpet but that’s beside the point.
Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out. There are no punchcards to fill out to get to sex that you are apparently entitled to.
There is no friendzone, there are only people who don’t know how to behave like they’re not five-year-olds who don’t know how to take “no” for an answer.
Now I’m going to sleep. Disrespectful misogynistic asswagons.
Wow. Fucktrumpet, Asswagons? You are amazing at swearing. Like seriously amazing.
FUCKTRUMPET.
Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out.
HOLY FUCK I LOVE YOU
everyone better read that long amazing comment!!!!!!!
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Some men seem to be born the verso, the reverse, the wrong side. They are Pollux, Patroclus, Nisus, Eudamidas, Hephaestion, Pechméja. They can live only on condition of leaning on someone else; their name is a sequel and can only be written preceded by the conjunction and; their existence is not their own; it is the other side of a destiny that is not theirs. Grantaire was one of these men. He was the wrong side of Enjolras.
- Victor Hugo, Les Misérables (translated by Julie Rose)
I couldn’t resist doing another ambigram for these two…
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Dawn’s Loyalty to Buffy - Requesed by HydesBride
#NO BUT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND #i live for this relationship!! #because dawn is buffy’s no 1 champion #that’s one of the reasons why i am so glad she is written into this show#because dawn watches out for buffy #and cares deeply about buffy #not that this isn’t reciprocated #but it’s just so nice to see everyone’s hero having her own little hero #who may be like blah buffy you are so uncool #but really loves and admires her big sister completely and totally #and it’s just amazing that buffy finally has someone completely on her side #who watches out for her as she saves people #who threatens spike #who takes care of her after the coming back from dead #who loves buffy so completely and unconditionally #and i know joyce did that too #but dawnie is a main character #and was much needed
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Male privilege is “I have a boyfriend” being the only thing that can actually stop someone from hitting on you because they respect another male-bodied person more than they respect your rejection/lack of interest.
The Sociological Cinema
There was actually research that was done that found that women who used an “I have a boyfriend/husband” excuse to reject unwanted sexual attention and harassment by their bosses were more likely to be left alone than those who used any other excuse (including “I’m not interested”)
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fangirl challenge: ten tv shows → Firefly
“When you can’t run anymore, you crawl… and when you can’t do that —”
“You find someone to carry you.”
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Color My Inbox
Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red - I love you.
Pink - I think you’re cute.
Blue - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Amber - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
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